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Starred tweet of the day from @Eunice007.
Yep, I know it’s still early. But I think it’s going to be pretty tough to beat this tweet.
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Starred tweet of the day from @evrythingmustgo.
My two favorite shows. Contained in one tweet. Can I just say awesome?
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Favorited on Monday!
I know. . .I know. . .it’s already Tuesday AM. Give a girl a break!
- TaraMaeThornton In fact, if he could, I’m sure he’d stand up and flip me off with his little doggy paws. about 9 hours ago from web
- FangtasiaBar Another tour bus just dropped of 30 German tourists rumor has it that Hitler was turned before he was auf’d about 10 hours ago from web
- reAAction i am completely entertained by the sookie stackhouse interplay between the different characters…or would it be inter-tweet?? about 10 hours ago from web
- FakeVampireBill Leaving for Shreveport in my Fiero. Goodnight, Shalom. about 10 hours ago from web
- FakeVampireBill @SookieBonTemps You are reuniting with @EricSnorkman. I am going to egg your house while you 2 are talking. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to SookieBonTemps
- FakeVampireBill Ow, fuck, I just slipped in the shower and hit my head, bleeding. FANGS. FANGING MYSELF! about 11 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch watching @fakevampirebill shower is like getting a man home and realizin’ the bastard stuffed his pants about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
- DougEWhite @SookieBonTemps http://bit.ly/aX7Ae Can you tell I want my chicken basket? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to SookieBonTemps
- KitchenBitch @SookieBonTemps Pappy?..you datin sombody daddy? Hope it aint daddy bloodbucks @VampireMagistercuz hooker that’s one sadistic fuck about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SookieBonTemps
- TaraMaeThornton*looks down at myself* Nope, @SethApper.. I’m fully dressed, a woman, and not in the porn business about 13 hours ago from web
- MonstaOfClosets OOO! SO THAT’S HOW @VAMPIREBILL GOT STUCK WITH @SELAH_PUMPHREY: http://bit.ly/188Zmy about 15 hours ago from web
- QueenFangs This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, because I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’ I said, ‘Oh, a gay trucker?’ about 17 hours ago from web
- QueenFangs Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.They say they cause severe swelling.What’s the problem? about 17 hours ago from web
- diablocody And yes, I’m concerned about Bret Michaels’ fractured nose. An acute sense of smell is essential to his dating process. about 17 hours ago from web
- BillohBill @SookieBonTemps I bet he would like to redo part of your personal garden, LMAO!! Sorry, couldn’t resist! about 18 hours ago from web in reply to SookieBonTemps
- KitchenBitch twitter has unverified sign ups causin too many spams that’s like screwin everybody in town and not wearin a condom just askin for a rash about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- charlesthomas At the dog boarders. This place is nicer than most Hiltons. about 19 hours ago from txt
- ihuntmidgets any of my female followers ever been to jail? i always picture womens prisons to be all about hugs and light groping. about 19 hours ago from web
- wendyrama Wedding re-cap: Sparkling wine, redish wine, Irish coffees & Cosmopolitans. Presently, re-enacting the opening scene from Apocalypse Now. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
- MsDelaney Someday I want to sneak into a men’s restroom and write this above the urinal: No wonder you always go home alone. 7:46 AM Jun 8th from web
- MichaelWaisJr The sound of 1 hand clapping is the sound of a hand wafting away the foulest farts. 1:52 AM Jun 8th from web
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Favorited on Sunday!
Sunday’s supposed to be a day of rest. But NOOOO! You guys kept me laughing.
- VoodooBT I got a special concoction for Britney Fuck vids…its called the fuck off and die spell..you shave your head and loose your babies 10 minutes ago from web
- TaraMaeThornton I wish @SookieBonTemps could just go hump @VampireBill‘s leg or something. I’d love for them to see that and have a twitter-heart-attack! 34 minutes ago from web
- jasonBT @BubbaLives Beer and ho ho’s it’s what single white boys eat for dinner. 38 minutes ago from web in reply to BubbaLives
- ihuntmidgets u gota love russian names RT @semenovichhttp://twitpic.com/6vtkw – xxl lady. One of my first photoshoot for russian xxl magazine about 1 hour ago from web
- jasonBT I feel so bad for drinkin that last vial of V …I swear to god I ain’t getting a hard on ever again! about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
- gothicnyx Can someone keep me updated on TB updates? You know, like the BIG stuff? Please? Pretty please with a viking on top? about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
- KitchenBitch @SookieBonTemps well if they do it from behind it doesn’t matter what if your cryin’ or laughin’ about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to SookieBonTemps
- MichaelWaisJr I’d like to remind ppl they can be active against the leniency on Joe Francis’ behavior by downloading instead of buying “Girls Gone Wild”. about 2 hours ago from Tweetree
- FunnyJoker Crowded elevators smell different to midgets about 2 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch All you freaks! I can be bought wit gifts. I ain’t cheap just inexpensive. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
- SarahLena Also, the Tonys have brought to light that 1 out of every five of my followers is a gay man. Pretty sure that makes me awesome. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
- KitchenBitch @SookieBonTemps still like your porn name Suckie Stackedho.. Tanned skin pink lipstick… work those tips girl…pay the rent! about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SookieBonTemps
- TaraMaeThornton I don’t know if this is @MaryannForreste‘s boyfriend… or if she just enjoys pickin’ up stray black people. about 9 hours ago from web
- DonStugots Priest: there is no twittering in church. about 10 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Ewan_Robb If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? about 10 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch @TaraMaeThornton Big Bertha! Nasty bitch is full uh gas and it ain’t the laughin kind about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to TaraMaeThornton
- KitchenBitch *blood squirts out and covers my new Kelly Rowland wig* ah fuck me Jesus! * man collapses dead* about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
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Favorited on Saturday!
My favorites out of my favorited tweets for today!
- KitchenBitch Damn sucka! You sure know how to treat a girl *seat belt tied around my neck* about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- KitchenBitch @SteveNewlinJr vampires don’t need condoms cuz their swim team is dead about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SteveNewlinJr
- isilwath Hey, of you’re gonna walk on thin ice, you might as well dance across! about 2 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch betta eat someting before I get too drunk and these crackers mistake me for @lettiemaethornt about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- ChellyBelle Imagining a flaming blow job makes me wanna cry. What a waste. about 2 hours ago from web
- TaraMaeThornton Nothing about a Flaming Blow-job sounds appealing. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
- FunnyJoker Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. about 3 hours ago from web
- bighutch @jonray I believe that about most twitterers only having 10 friends…kind of like 98% of Myspace accounts are Russian hookers. about 3 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jonray
- HollyCleary @TaraMaeThornton Hey Tara, 2 slippery nipples, a muff diver, *rolling my eyes* a blow job and 4 screaming orgasms, please? *blushing a bit* about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TaraMaeThornton
- KitchenBitch @SheiroQ well do as I do.. since Eric is in Shreveport and Bill in BT then have them both.. a man in every town will not let you down! about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SheiroQ
- kdiddy nausea while prepping chicken gave me The Fear that I was pregnant. then I remembered I’m on my period. dodged that bullet. about 6 hours ago from web
- ihuntmidgets Todays Useless Tip of the day courtesy of Pee Wee herman: Do not masturbate in public places, ull end up in a sticky situation. about 7 hours ago from web
- wafflesgirls i wish my life had price is right sound effects wump wump wump wump waaaaahh about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- lordlikely Playing tennis against Lord Smuttsbury. Just aced the fellow, hitting him right in the groin. New balls, please! about 12 hours ago from web
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Favorited on Friday!
Because of the Twitter fog after the maintainence last night, I didn’t get to post my Friday favorites. Here are the tweets that made me laugh the hardest.
- FunnyJoker Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. about 11 hours ago from web
- TaraMaeThornton He’s supposed to be on a blind date. The girl left when she realized that he’s literally blind. Poor fella. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
- KitchenBitch Attention all passengers the captain has turned of the no tweet sign. Please feel free to move about. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- KitchenBitch @SteveNewlinJr well i gues me and @jesus-christ have somethin in common cuz i loves me a sinner too … preferably talk dark endowed ! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to SteveNewlinJr
- SteveNewlinJr @KitchenBitch @Honey3223 The Lord does work in mysterious ways. Unfortunatly @kitchenBitch ‘s ways are a bit too mysterious for the LORD! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to KitchenBitch
- BrandonBaker @kitchenbitch Have a wonderful weekend. I always say, “Whatever trouble you get into, just make sure $500.00 can get you out.” about 16 hours ago from web
- SteveNewlinJr @SarahNewlin Honey? Should I get out Pictionary or Jenga for the BBQ? I’m in a Bible Pictionary mood myself but Crusifiction Jenga is OK. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to SarahNewlin
- BrandonBaker …more True Blood. …want. …more… True Blood. Twitter Blood. about 17 hours ago from mobile web
- KitchenBitch tweet ya later.. the waxin beeotch makes it hurt if I tweet while gettin’ waxed…life is painful enough. about 21 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch @SookieBonTemps I can over look a lot…short, ugly, chubby as long as the coins are a plenty but that women is a demon wearing sundays best about 21 hours ago from web in reply to SookieBonTemps
- 0001t “When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.” guess he got the pebble – bye David Carradine, strange dude about 22 hours ago from web
- KitchenBitch MAC has a cute Hello Kitty shadow color called Romping..pair that wit the Underworld lipstick and you will be dragging the bodies home about 22 hours ago from web
- joeschmitt When my job has me troubled, I ask, What Would Jason Do? And then I go back to killing teenagers. 9:10 AM Jun 5th from Birdhouse
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These are really funny! I like this post hope you do this often. 🙂
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I’m going to post my favorites every day, sweetie.
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Favorited!
I follow quite a few people. And every day a bunch of you folks make me laugh my head off. Here are my favorite of favorited or “starred” tweets from the last 24 hours:
- BobthecatJessup*runs up to @VampireBill and bites on butt, takes off at super cat speed, licking lips* Mmmmmmmmmm Vampire Blood 20 minutes ago from TweetDeck
- bimbler @SookieBonTemps im only squeamish around my own blood, i like to keep it inside me LOL about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to SookieBonTemps
- MonstaOfClosetsOoOo A VIDEO! *looks for a TV in @SookieBonTemps‘ closet and puts in video:http://bit.ly/kHomN * about 9 hours ago from web
- MonstaOfClosets *standing in @sookiebontemps‘ closet holding a picture of @EricNorthman and singing* ♫http://blip.fm/~7ms7j about 9 hours ago from Blip.fm
- isilwath @VampireBill No one can ever accuse you of having an Oedipus complex. 😀 about 24 hours ago from web in reply to VampireBill
- AFBwithFANGS My fucking fang. Now I look like Billy Bob the redneck vamp. *emo blood tear* 10:20 PM Jun 3rd from TweetDeck
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